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 THE DP:THE SITE DRINKING GAME
 October 31, 2005

I thought that I wanted to steer away from the traditional DP Thought this time and do something that I thought would be quite fun. As the title states above, the DP Site drinking game.

Actually, this could be rather simple, depending on how many of these you decide to drink to.

The object of this is also simple: Down a shot of a drink, alcoholic or non-alcoholic (preferably the former, something hard) whenever you see one of the listed crimes being committed somewhere. It could be in a particular place, time, or to a particular person. It can be something basic to anything complex. And, depending on what you drink to, you might be tipsy before everything is said and done.

So, with that in mind, let me show you the list that you could choose from that will be the subject or subjects of the drinking game (you can choose more than one). Note that I'm doing this for satirical reasons, so no one should take these too seriously. Sometimes these will be at one's expense, but it's something that even those being targeted can laugh at themselves for. And drink to and get wasted, as well. Besides, I am making fun of myself on here, too.

But, well, maybe you might see a hell of a lot of these instances. And, you want to start drinking, so with that in mind, the lost is of, but not limited to, the following (keep in mind that I am under the assumption that plain ol' beer is your drink of choice):

- Whenever an act of Congress tries to stifle creativity or tries to take away your rights.

- Whenever anyone at the ASMR message board refers to me as "hewhoshallnotbenamed" or any acronym of it.

- Whenever a sentence in a fanfiction of mine ends in an exclamation point without any real reason why.

- Whenever ASMR's NOS decides to kiss Andrea's ass. (basically start chugging beers the second you hit the board)

- Whenever Fanfiction.Net restricts another writing style, format, or series you can write off of. (start chugging beers NOW)

- Whenever someone makes a Hentai of a series that you wouldn't think in a million years would ever be NC-17 rated fare.

- Whenever the Bush Administration does something ELSE stupid. (you'll have one HELL of a hangover in the morning over that one)

- Whenever I CAPS LOCK a word.

- Whenever someone referred to Got There Too Late as one of the "worst fanfictions ever".

- Whenever something in my Sailor Moon '99 underground fic actually makes any damn bit of sense.

- Whenever Fictionized.net criticizes MediaMiner.Org of something...and they are actually RIGHT. (beer MIGHT get stale over this one)

- Whenever Radio Free Mars plays a good anime song. (and guess what? That's right, I'm TRYING to get you tipsy. I would chug a beer every time the song changes while listening, if I were you)

- Whenever someone makes fun of fanfiction writers trying to say that we have no life or that we're "overly obsessed".

- Whenever I explain Artemis Lover to someone and they say that the remake will be an abomination. (chug a beer anytime I mention it to someone)

- Whenever purists decide to grow up.

- Whenever the RIAA sues someone...for any reason whatsoever. (damn, I may get arrested or taken offline with how much I'm trying to get you drunk)

Of course, there can be more for this. But it's about 5 AM where I'm at right now, and I'm getting a bit tired. I may make a humor section on this site and put this on there and then add to it whenever I get a chance.

And so, you got a basic list of the DP Site drinking game. Remember that this is all for satirical purposes, so don't worry if you are listed in a bad way. It's all in good fun.

And besides, you get to get PLASTERED!! What other reason do you possibly need to not take this too seriously...then again, the way people see a simple drink as these days, it's hard to tell...but still...GETTING PLASTERED!!

LATER...after I pick myself off the floor...damn, where are all these pretty lights comin' from!